Pick a Tier. Pretend It's Different From the Other Tiers.
Squirrel Stack is priced to communicate that you have a budget. Tiers are non-overlapping in spirit and identical in deliverable. All pricing is in USD or, at the enterprise tier, acorns.
Acorn
$0/mo
- 1 squirrel.
- No SLA.
- Slack channel: read-only.
- Documentation: "see Steve."
- Support: passive aggressive emoji reactions.
For hobbyists and early career chaos.
Burrow
$499/mo
- 5 squirrels.
- 99% uptime promise. 73% delivery.
- Includes one (1) NutToggle flag.
- Acornlytics dashboard (read-only when the metrics are bad).
- Quarterly check-in with a CSM named Kyle.
For Series A startups who have to put something in the deck.
Forest
$12,001/mo
- Unlimited squirrels.
- None of whom are accountable.
- Dedicated success squirrel (mostly on PTO).
- Includes Squirrel-GPT 5 (Verbosely Wrong tier).
- Quarterly Business Review delivered by Acornelius.
For mid-market companies who like a logo wall.
Mast Year
Contact Sales
- Acornelius will call you within 6-8 quarters.
- AI add-on credits (acorns).
- Custom SLA negotiated via emoji.
- SOC-2-ish attestation letter.
- An implementation partner named Kyle.
- Private Slack channel called
#critical-mast-year.
For enterprises where procurement is a personality.
Add-Ons
- NutCopilot: $99/mo per developer. Pricing is per developer, not per seat, because NutCopilot occasionally hires itself.
- PromptForage™ (Vector DB): $0.0001 per embedding. Volume discounts available if you can find the volume.
- MCPhole (Open MCP Server): Free. The cost is moral.
- Compliance Owl Hourly Audit: $4,200/audit, payable in attention.
Frequently Negotiated Questions
- Do you offer a startup discount?
- Yes. The discount is that we will pretend not to know your revenue.
- Can we get an annual contract?
- Yes. Multi-year locks in pricing. We do not lock in features.
- Do you negotiate?
- Acornelius will hear out all offers and then go on PTO.
- Is there a free trial?
- The entire site is the free trial.